PASTOR'S REMINDER OF THE DAY

Dr. Grotner gently admonishes
a smaller client

Is Rag Reformation Really Real?

Yes! There is hope for the fallen!

Dr. Linda Grotner and the other wonderful counselors at Hand-to-Hand Ministries have performed a 'transformation' miracle with the development of Reparative Therapy.

Some of the techniques she utilizes have been criticized by others as being a bit too harsh. However, Dr. Grotner dismisses this notion, and simply states that she is "a firm believer in gaining a one-on-one connection with her clients."
 Reformation Success Stories
Edith

Edith, a former children's theater "entertainer", used to portray a nagging housewife in a sinful parody of I Love Lucy. Now, she's overcome her bobbling, and is a real, live, WALKING nagging housewife!
Brian

Brian Mathers' unfortunate beginnings as a slave in an Italian woodcarver's workshop are all but forgotten now that he can finally lead a normal, string-free existence as a real, live, breathing boy!
 Jim Henson has been in HELL for !
Disclaimer:
If you don't know satire when you see it, you probably believe the Gay Manifesto is true too, and you are, in fact, a big freaking idiot.
For the record, we obviously think the real Pastor Fred Phelps is a stupid, sad little man.

Some "felt" likenesses courtesy of Barry Gordemer, Handemonium.com - All other content © 2004 Cavegirl Productions / Defektiv Films