PASTOR'S REMINDER OF THE DAY

What are Rags?

The term "rag" is derived from the Middle English ragge, from (assumed) Old English ragg, and from the Old Norse rogg meaning "tuft or shagginess." A rag is defined as "a waste piece of cloth."

We find this definition highly appropriate when referring to these Hand Jockeys, or anyone who supports The Felt Agenda. They are WASTE matter in the eyes of God.

 
 How To Spot a Rag
 A rag hiding in a crowd of normal, God-fearing creatures can be easily
 identified by exhibiting the following characteristics:

  • spontaneous singing or dancing
  • affected, exaggerated speech or motion
  • inability to blink
  • "bobbling" instead of walking
  • often clad in bright colors
  • over-exaggerated facial features
  • missing lower half of body or their legs hang limp
  • impaled on human hand
  • travel in groups that include talking or singing animals or celebrity guests


Know Your Rag!
Note the exaggerated non-blinking eyes
 Jim Henson has been in HELL for !
Disclaimer:
If you don't know satire when you see it, you probably believe the Gay Manifesto is true too, and you are, in fact, a big freaking idiot.
For the record, we obviously think the real Pastor Fred Phelps is a stupid, sad little man.

Some "felt" likenesses courtesy of Barry Gordemer, Handemonium.com - All other content © 2004 Cavegirl Productions / Defektiv Films