October 2, 2004 - Sunnydale Times
'P3' Protestor Viciously Murdered at Peaceful Protest

SUNNYDALE, Maryland -- A member of Pastor Frank Phelps congregation and treasurer for the GodHatesRags.Com online mini stry was shot this past Saturday while participating in a weekly protest outside of the Puppet Protection Program (P3) Headquarters on P Street.

Protestor Kelley Slagle, 33, was pronounced dead on the scene from a fatal bullet wound to the chest.

Filmmakers shooting a documentary about the protests were on site when the shooting occurred, and risked life and limb to capture this hazy video image of the sniper suspect parked on the grassy knoll across from P3 Headquarters.

Police have identified him as 'Frog', a disgruntled drop-out of the transformation ministry Hand-to-Hand. He is approximately 12" tall, green, wide-eyed, and sports a yellow collar. He was seen driving a large black Monte Carlo. The license plate was not obtained.

'Frog'

'Frog' remains at large. The GodHatesRags organization vows to continue their protests despite this fact.

The Sunnydale Police ask that anyone with information as to the whereabouts of 'Frog' to please call their Violent Crime Hotline immediately.