var quotes=new Array()

//change the quotes if desired. Add/ delete additional quotes as desired.

quotes[0]='If your socks grow eyes...<br>BURN THEM!'

quotes[1]='God said Adam and Eve <br>NOT Adam and <i>Sleeve</i>!'

quotes[2]='BLOOD... NOT SAWDUST!'

quotes[3]='DO NOT Let the Felts <br>Come Upon YOU!'

quotes[4]='BLINK!!!!!'

quotes[5]='Leviticus 19:19'

quotes[6]='SOCKS ARE FOR FEET!'

quotes[7]='Patchwork is Unholy'

quotes[8]='Children are <i>born</i>, not sewn!'



var whichquote=Math.floor(Math.random()*(quotes.length))
document.write(quotes[whichquote])