PASTOR'S REMINDER OF THE DAY

Felt-Hater Foes

In the fight against Felts, the Puppet Protection Program (P-Cubed) located in Sunnydale, Maryland has been the primary focus for our protesting efforts.

Run by a disgusting, disturbing alien named Dr. Bob, the P3 organization was founded in 1939 to "protect and preserve" the puppet population.

But P3 goes Against the Word and outright encourages others to publicly indulge in their unholy, felt-leaning tendencies. It is simply only a matter of time before we win the fight against these Rag enablers.

The #1 Enemy of
Felt-Haters Like Phelps
Beware of Rag Recruitment Programs that Prey on Children!
 
The Muppet Show   •   Sesame Street    •   The Electric Company
Mr. Rogers Neighborhood   •   Teletubbies   •   Boobah
 Bear in the Big Blue House   •   Tweenies   •   The Big Comfy Couch
Barney   •   Captain Kangaroo   •   Howdy Doody
 
 Jim Henson has been in HELL for !
Disclaimer:
If you don't know satire when you see it, you probably believe the Gay Manifesto is true too, and you are, in fact, a big freaking idiot.
For the record, we obviously think the real Pastor Fred Phelps is a stupid, sad little man.

Some "felt" likenesses courtesy of Barry Gordemer, Handemonium.com - All other content © 2004 Cavegirl Productions / Defektiv Films