PASTOR'S REMINDER OF THE DAY

The Word states, clear as day,
Leviticus Chapter 19, Verse 19:

"Neither shall a garment made of
two types of materials come upon you."


"Felt" is defined as: 'a fabric of matted,
compressed animal fibers, such as wool or fur, sometimes mixed with vegetable or synthetic fibers'.

Pastor Phelps Pleads With You
To Take the Word to Heart

Unless you plan on spending an eternity in HELL,
DO NOT LET THE FELTS COME UPON YOU!

     

Remember: God created Adam and Eve,
NOT Adam and Sleeve!
 Jim Henson has been in HELL for !
Disclaimer:
If you don't know satire when you see it, you probably believe the Gay Manifesto is true too, and you are, in fact, a big freaking idiot.
For the record, we obviously think the real Pastor Fred Phelps is a stupid, sad little man.

"Felt" likenesses courtesy of Barry Gordemer, Handemonium.com - All other content © 2004 Cavegirl Productions / Defektiv Films