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Watch The Award Winning Documentary
that Chronicles Our Struggle!
produced by Cavegirl Productions/Defektiv Films
BREAKING NEWS!
FELT is in the DC Shorts Film Festival! September 16th-18th, 2005
(Screening 5 on the 18th)

Is there Hope for Rags?

Dr. Linda Grotner thinks so!
She is President of Hand-to-Hand Ministries, headquartered in Sunnydale, Maryland. Her controversial "Transformation Ministry" is re-winning souls and leading the "felt-afflicted" back into the Light!     Learn more...

Dr. Linda Grotner

Pastor Frank Phelps Wants You!

A Message from Our Founder

We are all united in a common struggle: to protect America from the Rags, the Hand Jockeys, the Felts... these workers of iniquity that are heinous mockers of all that is Right and all that God has created.

Do not be fooled by their pleasing, colorful outer shells, their often merry demeanor, or their uncanny ability to force children to smile. They are cut from a different cloth: the cloak of sin. Take heed! Our country's very moral fiber is at stake.

                                   Sincerely, Pastor Frank Phelps
 Jim Henson has been in HELL for !

Disclaimer:
If you don't know satire when you see it, you probably believe the Gay Manifesto is true too, and you are, in fact, a big freaking idiot.
For the record, we obviously think the real Pastor Fred Phelps is a stupid, sad little man.

Some "felt" likenesses courtesy of Barry Gordemer, Handemonium.com - All other content © 2004 Cavegirl Productions / Defektiv Films


For January 19, 2005